Grammar Nazis

I want to set up a website, and ask people for donations. Maybe tell them if i don't get a million, i will eat a kitten. Yeah. That's it. :)

Basically, they sleep around.

So flowers are pollenated by bees.

The bees show up, take some of the guy parts of the flower, then leave and go stick them on some girl parts of another flower.

basically, they sleep around.

see? that was intelligent.

now on to my day.

I want to punch my spanish sub in the face.

She treats us like we're in high school, and seems to have it out for me.  For whatever reason.

so that was this morning.

Then an appointment with advising, because technically i'm on academic probation and have to go talk to them after a little bit of the semester.

then i went to school to see Brittany. :)

then calculus...

work...

after this is swimming...

then i pick Britt up from drivers ed. :)

I'm sure you loved hearing about all of this.

It made your day, didn't it?

Just like Carly made Davey's day.

Don't believe me?

Ask her about it.

machpe.

Chimpanzee Riding on a Segway!

Seriously?

Today is my birthday. Really? Yes.
I'm nineteen. :)
In case anyone wanted to know, i posted it here.
For your eyes to view and appreciate.
You're welcome.
Now i go to church, and breakfast, and the movies, and then Brittany's house.
This is going to be such a good day.
No doubt.
Except for the fact that it's seven in the morning and i'm dead tired.
But i can deal. :)
Freakin Ninjas!
watch that. ^^ also, go watch
EC All Stars
please and thank you.

So i'm on the phone with Brittany currently.

And i just realized it's one o'clock, which in turn made me hungry.

Which is unfortunate, because my hunger is dictated by the time of day.

Katie comes home today!

So that's it for my blog.

I hope you enjoyed it.

Go back to your day. 

:)

So im posting from my phone. Just to see how it works. Comment it! I'm going to go make a video for Brittany. And a peanut butter and banana sandwich.

Strawberry Cheesecake

Horray!
Brittany got a blogspot.
Go check it out! brittxtastic.blogspot.com
Follow her, she'll thank me. :)

Speaking of her, i realized i haven't told you much about her.
Her name is Brittany, if you haven't gathered that already.
She's shown me what true love is, and i'm lucky to be able to call her my girlfriend.
I feel sorry for every other guy, because they will never know the most caring, loving, most beautiful girl that i know.
We've been dating for almost six months, and i couldn't have spent 186 days any better.

I wish i could come up with something to blog about.
Something controversial or interesting.
So people would read it, and either get offended and comment, or get really excited that they just learned something new.
Or maybe if i had some special insight into something.
Or got angry all the time and just...just...felt like i needed to blog about it.
But sadly, this is not the case.
This blog is to tell you about my day.
My upcoming exciting things.
My girlfriend.
And various and sundry other things that i can think of at the time.
So read on, wary blogger.
But know that there is nothing interesting in here...

So onto my day.
Spanish we have a sub, which i didn't know could happen in college.
She treats us like we're high schoolers, however. And got very upset with me over taking notes on my laptop.
Naturally i wasn't taking notes...
Then i went home. Straight home. No stops in between. Whatsoever.
And then to calc. Where i didn't really pay attention.
Then work, and now i'm here.

All in all a boring day.

Except for the fact that i had some jello cheesecake in a cup! I finished the last one today. :( someone remind me to go get more.

Okay, this is enough mindless chatter for a day.
I'm sorry if you made it all the way to here, hoping for something exciting.

SO COMFY

[edit: Carly lynn shreck is an awesome girl and all the guys should want to date her.]

Bob Barker

I'm in my basement, and it's kind of cold.  And for some reason i can't go to bed.  FIVE DAYS UNTIL MY BIRTHDAY!!!  I need help deciding where to go to breakfast for my birthday.  There's just too many places to pick from.

I don't want to brag, but today i got my english paper back, 100%.  No, no.  No need for applause.  Seriously though, i suck at english.  I'm surprised i got such a high grade.

Brittany is sick.  With what, you ask?  Well unfortunately i'm incapable of providing an answer, as i do not know.  But she's achy and stuffy and tired and sore.  Basically miserable.

Carly and I are discussing Twitter.  Basically whether or not it is useful or fun.  My opinion right now is that it's kind of like a dumbed-down facebook.  But it could be interesting.  We'll see.

That's all for now.

Help control the pet population, get your pets spayed or neutered.

I haven't posted in a while.

But tonight, my parents have finally agreed to meet my girlfriend.  After almost six months, they've finally gotten over whatever problem it is that they had and are willing to go out to dessert.  Not dinner, just dessert.  And after that, nothing else until she is sixteen.  So what if they are uncomfortable.  I just think it's sad that we've been dating for almost six months and my parents still refuse to meet her.  I don't get it.  But at least they've agreed to this.

Anyway, today starts a new week of classes.  I'm in Spanish, and I'm able to type this post, check facebook, text, and pay attention all at the same time.  That's how easy this class is.  But hey, it's an easy credit then.

Katie hunke, if you happen to read this, i have your letter typed.  I just need to print it and mail it.  I promise I'm trying.  But i'm forgetful.

So...

I'll post tomorrow.

Possibly.

I have an ipod now!

Brittany gave me her old iPod.
It's 2gb and silver and i'm really excited.
Plus! She just straight up gave it to me.
Who doesn't love a free gift?

Speaking of gifts.
My birthday is freaking in twelve days!

and valentine's day is in four!
I'm more excited about that right now.
This would be my first valentine's day with a girlfriend.
So we're going out to dinner, and i got her a surprise.
I'm not going to say what it is just yet.
For fear that she might read this.

Just know that she will probably like it.

...if you cared.

Peace out.

First Post!

Just another monday.

With Spanish, which i'm in now, pretending to type notes.

And then calculus, which i will probably be on the computer again.

Then work, then swimming.

What a wonderful day.  The only thing that makes my day good is where i'm going after swimming.  Which is Brittany's house.  That basically makes my day.  

Okay.

Boring first post.

I sincerely apologize to anyone who happens upon this.

...but if you do please comment.