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Thank god its friday. And! I am done training at ruby's tonight. :)

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Happy Birthday Carly Shreck!

You should check out tumblr.

www.tumblr.com.

ready...go.

(machpe.tumblr.com)

Carly hates her life.

i lol'd.

AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-E-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I realized today that i haven't posted on this in... A long time. And in checking other people's, neither have they. Tis sad.

Hello, my old friend.

I would just like to say, that i really like it when people tell me good luck.
Or an "I believe in you" or "You can do it".
Not that i don't have any confidence.
But hearing something like that just makes me smile.

Also, the game. :)

Good day to you.

I bought a ring today. :)

I just washed my car.

I had a rental this past week.
(pretty cherry ride, i must say.)
But alas, tomorrow it must be turned back in.

Anyway.

My dad wanted me to clean it, inside and out, before we turn in back in. No big, right? I didn't mind. So I planned on waking up early and cleaning it this morning (Sunday), but Saturday night I told him my plan and he said not to worry about it, that he was in no rush.
But apparently, what he really meant to say, was "Don't worry about getting up early and cleaning, but I DO need the car on Monday."
So he calls me while I'm at Brittanys and informs me of what he supposedly told me Saturday night, about needing the car Monday, so I say I will clean it when I get home. I get home at around 10, get everything together, put soap in the bucket and everything, and I get started. Then I hear my dad from his bedroom window calling my name. I asked him what was wrong, and he told me it was too late and that I was going to wake everyone up. And I reminded him how he needed the car tomorrow, and he informs me that no, he didn't need it right away in the morning, that my mom was going to run it up later in the afternoon. So I could have done it tomorrow. Well, thanks dad. I washed the car anyway. I was determined to do it, and kind of angry. Oh well.

It's never good when your doctor looks down your throat and goes "blehhhhh. That's nasty."

I have not posted a blog in quite some time. I'm sure you all are wondering how I've been. Well, I've been fantastic. 12! That is all.

Let's pretend for a second, that today is the last day the world will exist. And you know. What would you do?

To catch a predator,

climb up a tree and act like a fourteen year old girl.
only a few people will get what i am talking about.

It's been a while since i've posted, only because recently i've discovered tumblr. And i somewhat like it better. But i will continue to post here, for all of those people that do read this.

Last night i got out my elementary school yearbook, and looked at my classes, and had a good laugh. It's amazing how much people change. Not like getting older, i know that. Duh. But the way they dress or the people they hang out with, as they go through middle and high school all of that changes. What happened to the innocent girl who sat up front in fourth grade? Oh. She's slept with everyone in her Bio 101 class and now has a kid. What about the cool guy who was friends with everyone, and just couldn't do anything wrong? Well, long story short he did stuff wrong.

And what about the kind-of-nerdy, funny looking kid with a good number of friends that could never seem to get a girl?
He's sitting on his computer on a Saturday, writing blog posts and talking to his girlfriend of almost seven months.
(I'm pretty sure the only thing that has changed is the not being able to get a girl part)

So there you go. Last night I got nostalgic, and I'm only 19 years old. Lord knows what will happen when i'm 60.

I forgot how much fun...

Riding bikes was. And taking a walk. And laying on a couch in the basement with someone next to you and just talking.

Look at me getting all sappy. :)

But seriously, today was fun. Today rocked. Today was a win. (lose)

Oh! And rummy was fun. I forgot about rummy.

So this post is all over the place.
Kind of like another one that i'm not going to mention...
But i accomplished my goal today!

"What was your goal, matt?"
"Mind your own business, blog."

hmmm...
I should really go to bed.
OHHHHHHH!!!!

I got my iPod to work!
I took it apart and did nerdy things to it, and now it works perfectly (almost).
The backlight doesn't come on.
But oh well!
It works. :)

That's all for now.

Until next time...

I Must Be Dreaming

She thinks i'm crazy, judging by the faces that she's making. And i think she's pretty, but pretty's just part of the things she does that amaze me.

Yep. :)

March(a)

At the beginning of the month, i realized that there was nothing going on in March.
At least not that i knew of.
But as it turns out, it's been all kinds of busy.

At the moment, I'm sitting in Spanish class.
We have a sub, our real teacher doesn't get back until the 30th.
And i'm about to smack my sub.
I swear.
She doesn't realize that just repeating words out of a book will not teach us spanish.
And going over verb after verb after verb is useless and boring.

eh.

I want next weekend to come. (cheer competition/SEVEN MONTHS)
Then the weekend after that. (OCEAN CITY)

i'm not going to do a complete countdown to all of the things i'm looking forwatd to.
Just be sure it's alot.
Question for comments (if anyone will comment) If you go to a consultant and he charges you for the advice he gives can you refuse to pay him if you don't take it?

yeah, ponder on that.
It's been awhile, blogosphere.

Until next time.

Well hey there!

"Oh hey! I haven't seen you in forever!"

"Oh I know. It's been at least a year, hasn't it?"

"At least! So how are you?"

Now here comes the point in the awkward-meeting-in-the-middle-of-the-hallway-of-someone-you-barely-know conversation where i get lost. Because i suppose i could just say "Good. And you?" But either a) I don't want to know how they are, i just want to end this, or b) i want to be more interesting than just saying "good."
Unless it's someone i really know, or really have a point to talk to, i'd rather not get into a five minute conversation about how college is, how my life is going, what i plan on doing, how the family is...
That sounds kind of anti-social.
It's not like i don't want to talk to people. I love talking to people. But when it's awkward to the point where i hardly remember your name? Yeah. I need something to say just to end it and walk away...
As for the "b" option, trying to be more interesting. If i just say Good. I feel like i give people nothing to go off of. They're stuck in the same awkward situation as me, and we both end up looking at our feet.

This post had no point.
Farewell.

wtsmam

My new website www.machpe.com points to my blog. But i want to actually make my own page. Any ideas as to what to put on it?

*Flatulence*

Ten minutes in chuck e. cheese...
Forty minutes in a truck...
Half an hour in a rofo.

I'd take that over a party any day.

B.N.M.C.P.

I wish I knew you
Way back when
Before you were part of my plans
I think that we would have been friends

There's only time to live our lives
And you'll be the one who's by my side
And I can promise you then
You'll always be my best friend

Till the end when we part
I will give you my heart
And I'll promise to love you with all that it is
And I'll promise to be there whenever you need me
Because you'll always be my best friend

so...today...

IS SIX MONTHS!

i hate to brag. but these past six months with brittany have been amazing.
and to me, six months sounds impressive.
we don't have any plans to go anywhere, besides a comedy show at a church.
but i'm confident that just spending time with her today will make it one of the most special days of my life.

as i type this, there are thirteen people in the pool. which is alot for sunday swim.
also as i type this, brittany is napping. because she was up until five forty five this morning.

i'm hungry. which is weird, because i ate a huge breakfast.

as a final note. i just want to say to everyone who reads this, i don't care what music you like or what kind of person you are. if i'm friends with you, you're a decent person, and i respect whatever you like.

that last paragraph was a shoutout to carly.

i'll leave you with something legitimate to ponder.
it's referred to as the "Pinocchio paradox".
if Pinocchio were to say "My nose will grow now!", what exactly would happen?

i'll let your brain explode on that one.
good day.


~machpe

Grammar Nazis

I want to set up a website, and ask people for donations. Maybe tell them if i don't get a million, i will eat a kitten. Yeah. That's it. :)

Basically, they sleep around.

So flowers are pollenated by bees.

The bees show up, take some of the guy parts of the flower, then leave and go stick them on some girl parts of another flower.

basically, they sleep around.

see? that was intelligent.

now on to my day.

I want to punch my spanish sub in the face.

She treats us like we're in high school, and seems to have it out for me.  For whatever reason.

so that was this morning.

Then an appointment with advising, because technically i'm on academic probation and have to go talk to them after a little bit of the semester.

then i went to school to see Brittany. :)

then calculus...

work...

after this is swimming...

then i pick Britt up from drivers ed. :)

I'm sure you loved hearing about all of this.

It made your day, didn't it?

Just like Carly made Davey's day.

Don't believe me?

Ask her about it.

machpe.

Chimpanzee Riding on a Segway!

Seriously?

Today is my birthday. Really? Yes.
I'm nineteen. :)
In case anyone wanted to know, i posted it here.
For your eyes to view and appreciate.
You're welcome.
Now i go to church, and breakfast, and the movies, and then Brittany's house.
This is going to be such a good day.
No doubt.
Except for the fact that it's seven in the morning and i'm dead tired.
But i can deal. :)
Freakin Ninjas!
watch that. ^^ also, go watch
EC All Stars
please and thank you.

So i'm on the phone with Brittany currently.

And i just realized it's one o'clock, which in turn made me hungry.

Which is unfortunate, because my hunger is dictated by the time of day.

Katie comes home today!

So that's it for my blog.

I hope you enjoyed it.

Go back to your day. 

:)

So im posting from my phone. Just to see how it works. Comment it! I'm going to go make a video for Brittany. And a peanut butter and banana sandwich.

Strawberry Cheesecake

Horray!
Brittany got a blogspot.
Go check it out! brittxtastic.blogspot.com
Follow her, she'll thank me. :)

Speaking of her, i realized i haven't told you much about her.
Her name is Brittany, if you haven't gathered that already.
She's shown me what true love is, and i'm lucky to be able to call her my girlfriend.
I feel sorry for every other guy, because they will never know the most caring, loving, most beautiful girl that i know.
We've been dating for almost six months, and i couldn't have spent 186 days any better.

I wish i could come up with something to blog about.
Something controversial or interesting.
So people would read it, and either get offended and comment, or get really excited that they just learned something new.
Or maybe if i had some special insight into something.
Or got angry all the time and just...just...felt like i needed to blog about it.
But sadly, this is not the case.
This blog is to tell you about my day.
My upcoming exciting things.
My girlfriend.
And various and sundry other things that i can think of at the time.
So read on, wary blogger.
But know that there is nothing interesting in here...

So onto my day.
Spanish we have a sub, which i didn't know could happen in college.
She treats us like we're high schoolers, however. And got very upset with me over taking notes on my laptop.
Naturally i wasn't taking notes...
Then i went home. Straight home. No stops in between. Whatsoever.
And then to calc. Where i didn't really pay attention.
Then work, and now i'm here.

All in all a boring day.

Except for the fact that i had some jello cheesecake in a cup! I finished the last one today. :( someone remind me to go get more.

Okay, this is enough mindless chatter for a day.
I'm sorry if you made it all the way to here, hoping for something exciting.

SO COMFY

[edit: Carly lynn shreck is an awesome girl and all the guys should want to date her.]

Bob Barker

I'm in my basement, and it's kind of cold.  And for some reason i can't go to bed.  FIVE DAYS UNTIL MY BIRTHDAY!!!  I need help deciding where to go to breakfast for my birthday.  There's just too many places to pick from.

I don't want to brag, but today i got my english paper back, 100%.  No, no.  No need for applause.  Seriously though, i suck at english.  I'm surprised i got such a high grade.

Brittany is sick.  With what, you ask?  Well unfortunately i'm incapable of providing an answer, as i do not know.  But she's achy and stuffy and tired and sore.  Basically miserable.

Carly and I are discussing Twitter.  Basically whether or not it is useful or fun.  My opinion right now is that it's kind of like a dumbed-down facebook.  But it could be interesting.  We'll see.

That's all for now.

Help control the pet population, get your pets spayed or neutered.

I haven't posted in a while.

But tonight, my parents have finally agreed to meet my girlfriend.  After almost six months, they've finally gotten over whatever problem it is that they had and are willing to go out to dessert.  Not dinner, just dessert.  And after that, nothing else until she is sixteen.  So what if they are uncomfortable.  I just think it's sad that we've been dating for almost six months and my parents still refuse to meet her.  I don't get it.  But at least they've agreed to this.

Anyway, today starts a new week of classes.  I'm in Spanish, and I'm able to type this post, check facebook, text, and pay attention all at the same time.  That's how easy this class is.  But hey, it's an easy credit then.

Katie hunke, if you happen to read this, i have your letter typed.  I just need to print it and mail it.  I promise I'm trying.  But i'm forgetful.

So...

I'll post tomorrow.

Possibly.

I have an ipod now!

Brittany gave me her old iPod.
It's 2gb and silver and i'm really excited.
Plus! She just straight up gave it to me.
Who doesn't love a free gift?

Speaking of gifts.
My birthday is freaking in twelve days!

and valentine's day is in four!
I'm more excited about that right now.
This would be my first valentine's day with a girlfriend.
So we're going out to dinner, and i got her a surprise.
I'm not going to say what it is just yet.
For fear that she might read this.

Just know that she will probably like it.

...if you cared.

Peace out.

First Post!

Just another monday.

With Spanish, which i'm in now, pretending to type notes.

And then calculus, which i will probably be on the computer again.

Then work, then swimming.

What a wonderful day.  The only thing that makes my day good is where i'm going after swimming.  Which is Brittany's house.  That basically makes my day.  

Okay.

Boring first post.

I sincerely apologize to anyone who happens upon this.

...but if you do please comment.